So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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