brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
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