i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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