i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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