Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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