she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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