Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Randomize
