suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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