Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
my liver is dry heaving
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