that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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