I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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