we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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