Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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