Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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