come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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