plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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