you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Never joke about your clitoris.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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