Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
