and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I want to fling myself into the sun
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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