I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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