also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I just blew my weed a kiss
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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