A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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