Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Randomize
