That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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