I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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