can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
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