So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I need to align my fucking chakras
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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