how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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