If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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