I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
two words...techno handjob
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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