Are we in a gay sports bar?
so that wasnt chicken after all
Barsexuality is the new black.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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