It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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