Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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