I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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