Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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