its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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