brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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