i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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