I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I supernannyed him into submission
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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