So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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