1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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