Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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