you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Still dying that you shit outside
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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