just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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