he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
he just fucked me for my cheese..
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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