hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
What drink are we having for lunch?
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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