you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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