I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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