I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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