people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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