okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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