My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Enjoy the penises
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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