yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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