fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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