The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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