did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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